At work I’m on the elevator with the doors open and this older gentleman is 
lookin me dead in the eye givin me the “can-you-hold-the-door-open” 

So I look down an press the door close button and go up to the next 
floor and head to the bathroom. So as I get ready to wash my hands the 
older gentleman comes in and I greet him….”how you doin 
today?”…..this N hit me the ultra side eye from hell an didn’t