So theres this gay character that comes in to work, I only say gay because what straight male thats not in the military or law enforcement would say this to another Hetero XY chromosome…..

We’ll name the character Fruity Pebbles for the time being….

“Black must be your color cause  I always see you wearin it…”-Fruity Pebbles

(First of all EVERY N in here is wearin black) “Well everyone has to wear black….*mentally shoots this N and dumps/unloads the WHOLE CLIP*…..its part of the dress code…”-Me

“Oh”-Fruity Pebbles