As I get ready to leave Mississippi in a few days….here are some of the highlights in case you missed it on my retired Twitter account

“Your mother got a lip like Popeye Jones tho :-/”

I saw entirely too many fat Ns on motorcycles…

The sexiest girl I saw was the ugly girl with the iPhone4….

We ate at Casino after Casino….and when I saw the NINE year old in a booster seat thats when I knew I had to head home..

Older white ladies swear by the swoop hairdo…..or what I like to call the “Pilgrim Quick Weave” that resembles a nubuck birds nest…