So I was at te mall today and I asked a young saleswoman if I could try a jacket on….

“can I try this on?”

“our fitting rooms broke?”

“hold on what?! What do you mean it’s broke?”

“it’s broke it doesn’t work”

“you can’t break a fitting room….you can break the door….you can even break the walls but you can’t break the room”

“can you break a hat?”

“can you break your ear?”

“can you break liquid?”

“can you break a nostril?”

“can you break a napkin?”

“Why are we still having this argument -______-“